Okay, honestly, it's less than that. You know who you guys (and gals) are. :)
Here's what's up:
1) I will read them, remove any hint of identity (which means I probably have to cut and paste and lay them into another document, because a clever reader could do a CONTROL-I and figure out where it came from)
2) I will forward the best (in my opinion) of the bunch to Stephen Worth, along with my first, second and third place.
3) The winner will be announced here - and that script will be placed up here (anonymous)
Keeping you posted!